It all started when my brand new XBOX 360 made grinding noises and ate the demo DVD that came with the system. The problem has been thoroughly documented by the press:
http://www.llamma.com/xbox360/news/Xbox-360-Game-Disc-Scratched.htm
A little one in the house is very attached to one of the games on the DVD and failure was not an option.
Scratched DVD. Easy problem, right? No, not in Microsoft land.
First I try to ask the question online in their support system at support.xbox.com. The only choices are for console hardware failures. There's not even a choice for "Other." So I call the 800 number.
After wading through menus for at least ten minutes, I finally reached a human. It takes half an hour to explain that my DVD is scratched. Her grasp of English is shaky at best. She says I have to send my console back for repair. Arguing is futile because she doesn't speak English well enough. So I get a service repair order.
After I hang up, I go to the web site to obtain the printing label. I try to go to the support registration system, but it won't let me because the "serial number is already registered." Well duh, she just did that on the phone. But she didn't associate the registration with my Live account.
I fill out a support form on support.xbox.com asking what to do. I use the category "Console will not power on" for lack of a better choice. I get a long form letter, starting with "I know how disappointing it is that you're unable to process a repair online. Please accept our apologies for any inconvenience you have felt regarding this unfortunate matter." The email takes eight paragraphs to say "call the 800 number." I tabled the registration problem and just printed the pre-paid shipping label from the web site.
I packaged the system as requested. I taped the DVD to the console with a yellow sticky. I write with my fat red Sharpie pen, "BAD DVD."
A few days later, I get back a new console and a second package with a DVD. Microsoft shipped back the same DVD to me, except they took off the label that said "BAD DVD." There are so many incompetent people involved it's hard to know who to be upset at.
I call back the 800 number again. Every time I ask a question, the support person spends five to ten minutes talking to her supervisor. She wants the serial number for the bad DVD. DVDs don't have serial numbers. She wants some information from the DVD's book. The XBOX Arcade DVD is a demo disc and has no book. It becomes clear that she's apparently never even seen an XBOX 360, much less used one.
After 45 minutes on the phone, she hasn't been able to figure out how to get me a new DVD or how to fix the registration with my Live account. She doesn't even know what a Live account is and tries to get me to use the License Transfer option on the web site. I point out that there's no console associated with my Live account, so I can't have any licenses. She insists that I try anyway, which immediately gives an error message.
She finally gives me an incident number and tells me to call back in an hour. I think that's what's called a "brush off."
I call back two hours later. The new person speaks English quite well and understands it at least better than the last two people. I tell her the problems. She says that she can fix my registration problem by just updating my record. At least she understands the problem and the fix. Her fix doesn't work, but I feel that I've at least obtained validation that I'm asking the right questions.
However, she also gives me the brush off about the DVD. She insists that she can do that for me, but says that "I have to call back tomorrow." At which point she will have gone home and I'll have to start this whole process over with someone else.
So this whole thing should have been one phone call that lasted less than five minutes. Instead, Microsoft's collateral damage is as follows:
- Support reps on the phone for two hours.
- Paid to ship console to and from customer.
- Paid to replace customer's console (which probably had nothing wrong with it.)
- Paid to ship bad DVD back to customer, in a separate envelope.
- Public display of complete incompetence.
And the sad thing is, I still don't have a disc that works :-(
Do you know that xbox has a disc replacement program? Just log on to the site and see if your disc is supported for replacement. Also, next time you call ask for game disc FULFILLMENT. I think the 2 support agents you talked to previously were newhires. They were probably trained for hardware but not for live. Recently, they started straining agents for both. Fyi, whenever you ship your xbox with an accessory(game disc, hd, etc.) to the repair center. They won't touch the accessory and will send it back to you. Please don't hold grudges against support agents - not all of them are incompetent. Ü
ReplyDeleteACtually, yes, I was aware of the replacement program. However, I don't feel that I should have to pay $20 for a DVD because Microsoft was too cheap to fix a known problem. (There's a class action suit going on over this scratch issue.)
ReplyDeleteI should also mention that I don't blame the support people. If they are like many support people, they were put on the phones after two hours of training. Not their fault. I completely fault Microsoft for putting people on the phone with poor training, poor language skills and poorly trained supervisors, not to mention a web site that encourages such absurdities.
Microsoft's payoff for all of their money saving efforts is that they've easily spent $100 on me to solve a problem that should have cost $4.95, including postage. It would have been a lot cheaper to give me the DVD than to replace the XBOX.
Also, at least two of the support told me to mail in the DVD. Of course, that might have been because they didn't understand a word I said and were simply reading canned response scripts without understanding any of the referents for the pronouns.
My final resolution was to spend $7.50 to buy the DVD from eBay.
Do you know anything about the x box turns on but it's saying open tray and you have to keep opening and closesing it so finally the xbox reads it and it plays any thoughts on this.
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