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As it turned out, "certain pages" included both the home page and the party I was attending.
What kind of complete idiot schedules "maintenance" on the biggest party night of the year for a web site that manages party invitations?
I could understand system overload, but scheduled maintenance?!?
So, with just six hours left in the year, Evite easily won my award for Best Example of How Not To Run A Web Site.